WebMickey and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce. In court, the judge asks Mickey, "Mr. Mouse, it says here that you're asking to divorce your wife because she's mentally incompetent?" To which Mickey replies: "No, I said I want a divorce because she's fucking Daffy!" /yes I realize Daffy is from Loony Tunes, but it's how I've always heard it told. 1
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WebThe Judge said, "I've reviewed all the information you gave to the court, but I can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy!" Mickey Mouse says, "Your Honor! I didn't say she was CRAZY, I said she was f**ing Goofy!" divorce judge crazy grant minnie mouse information support grounds your honor goofy mickey mouse ... WebShowing all 6 mickey mouse jokes for kids What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive? Answer: A Minnie van! Disney, Mickey Mouse Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Answer: He wanted to visit Pluto! Astronaut, Disney, Mickey Mouse Submitted by Ralph Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road? Answer: He was going on a Minnie vacation! hwhok
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WebDid you hear Mickey and Minnie Mouse are going to court for a divorce? When the judge asked why they were getting a divorse Mickey said because Minnie was crazy. The judge told him that that was no reason to get a divorse, but Mickey said, "No, you don't understand. She's FUCKING GOOFY!!!!" WebApr 10, 2024 · Natalia rocked a Gucci X Mickey Mouse tee while Bianka and Capri wore coordinating yellow Minnie Mouse outfits. The star also shared a sweet video of her and Capri near the Carousel ride, enjoying ... WebMay 12, 2024 · Mickey mouse failed to divorce with Minnie mouse because the judges said “you can’t just divorce with someone for being stupid” to which Mickey said: “I didn’t say she was stupid, I said she was fucking Goofy” 👍︎ 20 💬︎ 3 comments 👤︎ u/c0olzero 📅︎ Sep 13 2024 🚨︎ report What kind of car does Mickey Mouse drive? A Minnie Van 👍︎ 365 💬︎ 17 … maserati powered bike